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This Is It!

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Anna quickly realized she’d fallen victim to another bad date. There she stood near an excited Sam as he announced choices of eateries, each sounding more absurd than the last.

“This Is It!”

“Might-As-Well”

“Crooks Corner”

Anna thought, could these be signs of the night ahead?

(278 char)


©2019 CSNelson, Don’t Forget the Half

Inspired by:
Twittering Tales #26This Is It
FOWC: victim

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Teenagers, right!?!?!

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“Mom, have you seen my uniform?”

His room showed all the signs of a teenager derelict in his chores – messy bed, spilled sunblock, and meatloaf leftover from dinner.

Mom walked in, almost tripping over his charger. “I’m fascinated you can even find your thoughts in here.”

(271 char)


©️2019 CSNelson, Don’t Forget the Half

Inspired by:

Twittering Tales #125, 2/26/19
FOWC: uniform
WOTD: derelict
3TC: meatloaf, charger, sunblock
Daily Word Prompt: fascinate

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Unbreakable Bonds

“We’ll be friends ’til we’re old and senile,
and then we’ll be new friends again.” —
Aunty Acid

Thinking back to our conversation still makes me laugh today. Only she will ever understand.

©️CSNelson, #dontforgetthehalf

One-Liner Wednesday prompt

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Atypical Woman

Dear Typical Guy,

You thought I was a “typical” woman

You approached me in your typical way

You spouted off your typical pick-up,

“I seemed to have lost my number. Can I have yours?”

Aww! Say farewell to your typical day.

Kind regards,

ATYPICAL WOMAN

 

©2018 CSNelson, dontforgetthehalf

Posted in Daily Prompt, Humor, Laughter

Seriously!?!?!?

When you have a finite number of attempts to get it right, this is not the riddle you wish to entertain. Major cause of my anxiety!

Daily Word Prompt: Finite
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